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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- Where's that order
for table three?

25
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Table five's
ready to be bussed!

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There's a spill in
the bathroom!

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I need ya swabbing the decks,
Mr. Squidward!

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Hmm?
SpongeBob!

29
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Table eight needs more
coral fries!

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Hop to it, boy!

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- [panting]
Hopping, sir!

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- My thirst is
not yet quenched!

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[groans]

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- Ha!
[grunts]

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Here you go!
Thank you!

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[giggles]

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No free refills!
Ha!

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- [grunts]
I'm out of ketchup!

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- We need utensils!
- [moaning]

40
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[car horn honks]
- I ordered this to go!

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- [grunts]
Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, ho!

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all: Arrgh!

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- Hey!
Ah, ha-ha!

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You won't be pilferin'

46
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me precious profits today,
pirates!

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[all grunt]

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- [grunting]

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- Aww.

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[giggles]

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- [babbles]

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[grunting]

53
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[all groaning]

54
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Phew!

55
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Yep, takes a pretty steady claw
to oversee this ship.

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[chuckles]

57
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[barks, sniffs]

58
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What is it, girl?
What do you smell?

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Whoa!
[claw barks]

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- Ooh!

61
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Find a penny.
Pick it up.

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All day long
you'll have a penny!

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[cackles]

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What a good girl!

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- Order up!

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- [groans]

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[yells]

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[groans]

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- Hey, a penny!

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- [groans]

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[siren blares]

72
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- Ah!
Somebody call an ambulance!

73
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Oh, you're here.

74
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Wait, Mr. Krabs!

75
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Who's in charge
while you're out?

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- [gibberish]
- Yes?

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- [groans]
- Yes?

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Yeah?
Yes?

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- [groans]

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[SpongeBob
and Squidward groan]

81
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- [weakly] Not SpongeBob.
- Let's go.

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- No! No!
- Ooh, he picked me!

83
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I--I'm in charge!

84
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Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,

85
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I'll be the best boss
the Krusty Krab ever had!

86
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Just like you, Mr. Krabs!

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- Ha!
You can't do Krabs's job!

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- [sniffs]
Oh, I can't?

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- Of course not!

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You're going to get some
annoying idea in your head,

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act all silly,
and ruin everything!

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Like you always do.

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- Well, I guess if
I wanna boss like Mr. Krabs...

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I'll have to think like Krabs!

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[cackles]

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- [groaning]
- [humming]

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- Mr. Krabs,
I'm so glad you're back!

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Ah!
- [whines]

99
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- Ooh, just wait till you see

100
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what I've done
to your restaurant!

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- [muffled cries]

102
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- Oh!

103
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- Nothing!
Isn't it great?

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Everything's just how
you left it!

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Whenever we have a problem
around here, I ask myself,

106
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"What would Mr. Krabs do?"
And then I do that!

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I even hired a new fry cook,

108
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since I'm too busy being
the boss now.

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Just like you would have done!

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- [muffled] No, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

111
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- Hmm, hmm, hmm.

112
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- Don't worry, I taught him
everything I know!

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- [babbling]

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[laughs]

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- [hums]

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- Order's up!

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- [growls]

118
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- You'll have a better view

119
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of my managerial magic
from over here.

120
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- I'm out of napkins!

121
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- Ooh, Here we go!
Watch me work!

122
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Your napkin, sir!

123
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- Thank you!

124
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- Hey!
This table is too wobbly!

125
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- [groans]

126
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- Well, let the boss
take care of that, huh?

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Ta-da!
- [groans]

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- Ooh!
Nice.

129
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- [hums]
- Ahem.

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- What do you want?

131
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- Squidward!
What would Mr. Krabs say?

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At the Krusty Krab,
Mr. Squidward,

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we're always polite
to our payin' customers!"

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- Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
May I please take your order?

135
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- Remember, Squidward,
service with a smile!

136
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Here, try one of Mr. Krabs's
vintage training devices!

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- [groans]

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[moans]

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May I please take your order?

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- Oh, uh,
I'll take a Krabby Patty.

141
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Hold the freaky smile!
[nervous chuckle]

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- [moans]

143
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- I think that went
pretty well, don't you?

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[yells]

145
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- SpongeBob, you aggravating,
obnoxious, loathsome little--

146
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[saw buzzing]

147
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- Um, hold that constructive
criticism, Squidward.

148
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I'll be right back!

149
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Patrick, what are you doing?

150
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- Huh?
I'm cleaning the deli slicer.

151
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I used the tongs like you said.

152
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- Ah, ah, ah!

153
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"The tongs are for
holding rags, not bricks!"

154
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Let me finish this, pal.
You get back on the grill.

155
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- Okeydoke.
- [yells]

156
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- What the...

157
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- [yells, groans]

158
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- [chuckling]

159
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- Hey, um, Patrick?

160
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Could you, uh,
bump the grill temperature up

161
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about half a degree?

162
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- Fine.

163
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- And you should be
flipping the patties

164
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with a clockwise
wrist motion because

165
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the customers can always
taste the difference!

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- [moans]
Whatever you say, boss.

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[babbles]

168
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[chuckles]

169
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- [gasps]

170
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No, Patrick!
We went over this!

171
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It goes bun, patty,
cheese, pickles,

172
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lettuce, tomatoes, bun!

173
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Not bun, patty,
cheese, lettuce,

174
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pickles, tomatoes, bun!

175
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- That's it!

176
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This was supposed to be fun,

177
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but now it's, uh,
the other thing!

178
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I quit!
[gulp]

179
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These too!

180
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- But Patrick,
you're my best friend-ployee!

181
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[rapid groaning]

182
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[whimpers]

183
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Shpoink!
Wow!

184
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Aren't you a real slice off
the ol' block!

185
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Can you work the grill?
- Ah! Mm-hmm!

186
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- [laughs]
You're hired.

187
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Ahh.

188
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[crowd clamoring]

189
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- [grunts]

190
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- Mr. Squidward,
it's not time for your break!

191
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- I'm taking a permanent break
from you!

192
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I quit!

193
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[grumbles]

194
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- No!
[whimpers]

195
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Oh, uh-oh!
I need more employees!

196
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Ooh!
Uh, just a second everybody!

197
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[grunts]

198
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[crowd clamoring]

199
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- How can I help you?

200
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[overlapping chatter]

201
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- Oh...
- Phew!

202
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Everything's under
control now, Mr. K.

203
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I guarantee it.

204
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- Oh, dear!

205
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Oops!
I spilled!

206
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- Wow!

207
00:09:00,586 --> 00:09:02,310
Oops!
I fell down!

208
00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,931
- Oh!

209
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,275
- Hey, how come
the TV don't work?

210
00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:08,068
- Ooh!
Oh, no!

211
00:09:08,137 --> 00:09:11,689
- It's too hot in here!

212
00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:12,931
- [yells]

213
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,551
- It's too cold in here!

214
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,379
[wind blows]

215
00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:18,965
- What do I do?

216
00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:21,379
What do I do?
What do I do?

217
00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,551
- [growls]

218
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:24,862
- [strains]

219
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:28,172
Everybody, stop!

220
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[pants]

221
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[grinding, crowd groans]

222
00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:52,275
[cheerful music]

223
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♪ ♪

224
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- [moans]

225
00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:02,068
♪ ♪

226
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:03,931
- Ah!

227
00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:07,655
- [whines]

228
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:14,413
♪ ♪

229
00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,724
- [gasps]

230
00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:19,103
- Don't mind me.

231
00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:21,586
I'm just here
to clean out my desk.

232
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,586
[upbeat music]

233
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:27,344
♪ ♪

234
00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:29,758
[wind blows]

235
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:32,241
- Oh, no!
My slices!

236
00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:34,172
[screams]

237
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:39,586
[screams]
Stop, please!

238
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:42,931
You're ruining the Krusty Krab
dining experience!

239
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:48,206
[crowd groaning]

240
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:53,724
- [moaning]

241
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,586
[yells, pants]

242
00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:00,965
- Mr. Krabs!
You're all better!

243
00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,517
Sorry, I let you down.

244
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:06,000
All I wanted was to be
a good boss, just like you.

245
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,689
- Oh, well, there's no need

246
00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:09,517
to get yer sails
in a twist about it, boy.

247
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:13,551
Nobody's just like me,
especially you!

248
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:17,137
Besides, you saved me months
in that there body cast.

249
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:18,517
If it weren't for the rage

250
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:20,379
I felt watching you
destroy me restaurant,

251
00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:23,793
I would ya never forced me
body to heal so quickly!

252
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:27,241
- Oh, so in a way,
I done good, huh?

253
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:30,896
- Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

254
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:34,965
Not even close.
You were the worst boss ever!

255
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,034
I'm gonna have to dock
your pay for decades

256
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:39,482
just to cover all
the damage you caused.

257
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,344
[cackles]

258
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:44,586
- Oh, thanks, Mr. Krabs!
You're the best boss ever!